We apologise for any silly sentences that don’t make any sense, jokes that aren’t funny, inconsistencies, contradictions, embellishments and/or outright falsehoods that may be contained within this document.
However, we ask you to please keep in mind that even in the most outrageous story told by an Australian, there is always a seed of truth that is unwise to ignore.
Which part of this great country do you want to visit?
Victoria
Melbourne • Yarra Valley • Mornington Peninsula • Geelong • Ballarat • Bendigo • Gippsland • Western Districts & Shipwreck Coast • Northern & Northeastern Victoria • The Mallee
Tasmania
Hobart
Northern Territory
The Top End • The Red Centre
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WARNING: Do not attempt to use Australian slang unless you are a trained linguist and good in a fist fight. |